Well done, Hercules! (1/7) – Slaying the Nemean Lion of the Legislative Luddites

“Anybody against such an innovation would surely qualify themselves as a Luddite”, chimed George over coffee that morning, as a tricky discussion unfolded about the introduction of the new Artificial Intelligence tool for managing briefings in the European Regulatory Authority.

“But the briefing is the most critical work we do”, contested André. “I just don’t see how a machine can encapsulate all the elements of a Line-to-Take, to the same standard as any one of us would”, he insisted.

“That depends on what you mean by standards”, butted in Jernej, who until then had not participated in the group’s conversation. “The hierarchy seem to think more and more, as far as I can see, that the key indicator of a high standard briefing means getting the right font, the right line spacing and fitting it all into five pages”, he added, gesturing through his body language that he had little interest in pursuing any further the subject of this particular coffee-time debate.

André was evidently far more alarmed by the whole affair.

“In the end, it must mean fewer jobs for functionaries like us. And lower pay”, André asserted, with a sad shake of his head.

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Writingbrussels reading on June 20

Friday 20 June at 6:00 p.m.
Writingbrussels is back with more stories.

The venue is “Bohemian Art Space” on 33 Rue Wiertz in Ixelles (map).

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Petite musique au milieu de la nuit

Un bruit étrange me réveilla cette nuit-là. Mon épouse remua dans son lit, inspirant très fort par le nez tout en restant profondément endormie. Apparemment, j’étais le seul à entendre que quelque chose n’allait pas dans l’appartement. Quelque chose qui avait interrompu le silence habituel et m’avait extirpé de mon sommeil.

Et si c’était un cambrioleur ? Je voulais saisir mon téléphone pour appeler la police, puis je me dis qu’un voleur n’allait pas entonner une chansonnette au beau milieu de la nuit pour réveiller les occupants qu’il souhaitait dépouiller de leurs biens. Continue reading

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The Silver Suitcase

Photo @rezi_illustration

“They are on a Tinder date 2 or 3,” says my companion. Her dark and bright eyes
are sparkling with confidence as she is sipping her oat cappuccino.
“How could you know that for sure?” I ask. 
We are speaking in our mother tongues, sneaking glances at a couple sitting at the table
placed nearby. They are talking in some North European language. Or
Hungarian. Who knows? Brussels buzzes with so many tongues. 
Lin shrugs her shoulders. “I sense it. Intuition.”
I steal another glance at the couple. They are middle aged, a woman and a man, over a cup of tea and a lungo, smiling at each other, an aura of appreciation and trust around
them. 
“Stop looking at them,” hisses Lin. “It is rude and inappropriate.”
Soon, we are done with our coffees and step out into the Avenue Louise to run a few errands.

Lin´s remark and the situation has burned a deeper groove in my mind than one would think, and I blame it for what happened then.

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Bernard 01

Je sais que ces derniers temps, les appareils super intelligents ont commencé à faire des choses pour le moins étranges. L’ascenseur d’un bâtiment public, dans un accès d’amour-propre blessé, s’est pris pour un véhicule de transport et est sorti dans la rue pour prendre la direction de la côte belge, attiré, comme il disait, par les plages et le soleil.

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