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It took George some time, after his arrival in the EU Regulatory Authority, to put enough space between himself and the most unsettling aspects of his first six months in the organisation.
“The administrative equivalent of a raw army recruit being shoved by the drill sergeant under a freezing cold shower,” commented George, with a wry smile, as he quaffed his glass of port at his 10th Anniversary Reunion of graduates from King’s College.
“It must be such a wheeze with all those brilliant Eurocrats,” quipped Clarkson, one of his cruder former college mates.
“All that ducking and weaving between the wants and why-fores of the member countries!”
George had often noted that, in the British context, there was no strict correlation between level of formal education and an understanding of the role of the European civil service in policymaking.
At least Clarkson wasn’t showing the typical scorn so many other of his compatriots did: maybe it was the heart-warming effect of the vintage port that was taking the edge of his sarcasm.
“Don’t knock it, Clarkson! If it wasn’t for Europe, you wouldn’t have your glass full of this luscious stuff!” George bantered back, raising his glass and tipping back the last swig.
“Wheeze is not exactly how I would describe it,” George was thinking to himself.
Rough start. Roller coaster. Wild, were the words that came to mind.
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